How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
lmao why .__. I’d be beyond pissed
(via bitch-ii-might-be)
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
(via itssofluffy-im-gonna-die)